Some people think the government should do things and have plans. Whether it’s civil unrest, health care, immigration, or affordable housing, we promise to literally copy and paste our 2016 platform, because nothing has changed since then. When coronavirus hit our shores and killed nearly 200,000 Americans, people called for stronger lockdowns and universal mask wearing, pushing their have-a-plan agenda. And when the economy crashed, sending tens of millions out of work, planning extremists called for additional stimulus and to extend emergency unemployment benefits. Vote Republican, because plans are dumb.

Source: New York Times August 27, 2020 18:56 UTC